Pearl of wisdoms.

Money can't buy happiness, somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

Girls say they prefer hanging out with boys because there's less drama. But the truth is, they like the attention that coms with being the only girl in a crowd.

People say they're obsessed with a certain band. But the truth is, they've only heard one of the band's songs and they think the lead singer is hot.

Some people like to be mysterious. But the truth is, no one cares and that's the real reason why no one knows about them.

People sometimes call you "just to say hi". But the truth is, they needed something andit's usually to vent, cry or whine.