Life is art and don’t date a girl.

Life is a species called art.

I personally think everything in life is art. From the moment you wake up from bed to the very second before cuddle back in when night came. What you do. How you dress. How you talk. How you smile. How you present your personality. What you believe in, your dreams. The way you drink you tea. Your handwriting. The food you make. The way you hold your pen or book, or your lover’s hands. The way you feel. And most importantly, the way you love someone.

But.

Don’t date a girl who took pictures of herself constantly. Particularly mySpace pose. These girls only care about how they look all the time. And in the end, you are just another additional accessory for her to use in cases of emergencies.

Don’t date a girl who sprays a bottle of perfume to herself every time you went out. These girls only care about the smell of her and everybody around her, including you. And if one day, one hour, one minute, one moment you show up smelling horribly, she has already broken up with you in her mind.

Don’t date a girl who changes clothes as often as you gentleman eat. These girls only care about the clothes she and anybody she dates wear. Whether it is this season’s latest trends, whether the colour suits you, whether the pants you wear matches your top, or wondering hopefully you are not wearing the same clothes over and over again.

Don’t date a girl who trades sport shoes for the fanciest heels in town. These girls only care about her heels and how it will make her taller and make her butt look smaller, scientifically proven. And notice sometimes you have to walk slowly just to keep her pace?

And lastly, don’t date a girl who brushes her hair until every one of them is perfectly in order. These girls only care about their hair condition and it is important for you not to mess them up, especially when you guys know you like to play with a girl’s hair.

But.

At least she looks good all the time so that you can show off to your guy friends and say “My girlfriend is pretty”.

At least she smells gorgeously and only wears one according to your taste.

At least she takes care of your appearance in a way you don’t even realize.

At least she is willing to sacrifice, walking secretly painfully, for hours with you only to hear you say she looks girly.

Well, at least she does not walk around looking like a total lunatic with hantu kaklimah’s messy hair.